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Eat Your Vegetables
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EAT VEGETABLES
Eat Vegetables, they’re good for you
they got vitamins and fiber too
They only cost a couple hundred cents,
and then you’re eatin’ phytonutrients
you can get em anywhere they’ll let you park it
at the grocery store or the farmers market
Kale, Carrots, and Romaine
You can eat em fancy or eat em plain
eat vegetables (they’re good for you)
eat vegetables (not hard to do)
Eat vegetables (all kinds and shapes)
Eat vegetables (enough to suit your tastes)
Fiber cleans out your digestive tract
it’s like spring cleaning and you’re makin a pact
with your body, sayin’ I respect you a lot
so here’s some arugula so your guts don’t rot
you’ll Love spinach so much you can sing a ballad
you can chop some dill into your chicken salad
before you know it you’ll have harnessed the power,
of squash, zucchini, black-eyed peas, and cauliflower
eat vegetables (they come in large in small)
eat vegetables (don’t be afraid to try them all)
eat vegetables (the grocery store, or your private batch)
eat vegetables (happy mind, and a body to match!)
They may not taste like burgers and shakes
but they’re filled with complex carbohydrates
all the color means they’re filled to the brim
with nutrients that’ll keep ya thin
your junk food tastes that you’re used to trustin’
will be genetically, habitually readjusted
one last thing I won’t forget to mention
your metabolism will be roarin’ like a new Jet engine
Eat Vegetables (so you have great health)
Eat Vegetables (your body filled with wealth)
Eat Vegetables (they’re good for you)
Eat Vegetables (not hard to do)
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Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell, a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth
when you do something, that you knew was wrong, don’t keep it in your head
let it out and you’ll feel better, so tell the truth instead
it’s wrong to deceive, mislead and believe, that lying makes things better
‘cause honesty, is the key, to a life that’s rich just like aged cheddar
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth
It feels so good, to say the words, that your mind wants to spout,
when you lie you go, against your intuition, so a little lie tree grows outta the ground
and as that lie, needs other lies, to help and feed and keep it alive
you’re waterin that lie tree, and now it’s a hundred feet high
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth (tell the truth)
now white lies are the exception, cause some truths are just mean to say
so use your intuition, because you can’t always say, that you look tired today
so use white lies, but only when needed,
cause people can sense when you really don’t mean it
so the next time you say ‘i love your sweater’
do it with the strength of a bobsledder
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth (
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