From Douglas Widick's Super Positive and Happy Hip-Hop Mixtape for your Betterment, Enjoyment, and Happiness Filled Long-Life. (Good for family car trips)
lyrics
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell, a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth
when you do something, that you knew was wrong, don’t keep it in your head
let it out and you’ll feel better, so tell the truth instead
it’s wrong to deceive, mislead and believe, that lying makes things better
‘cause honesty, is the key, to a life that’s rich just like aged cheddar
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth
It feels so good, to say the words, that your mind wants to spout,
when you lie you go, against your intuition, so a little lie tree grows outta the ground
and as that lie, needs other lies, to help and feed and keep it alive
you’re waterin that lie tree, and now it’s a hundred feet high
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth (tell the truth)
now white lies are the exception, cause some truths are just mean to say
so use your intuition, because you can’t always say, that you look tired today
so use white lies, but only when needed,
cause people can sense when you really don’t mean it
so the next time you say ‘i love your sweater’
do it with the strength of a bobsledder
Tell, the truth, cause it’s the honorable thing to
when you tell a lie, you grow a rock in your thigh, so, tell...the truth (
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